Monday, April 14, 2003

al-Sahhaf: "I speak better English than this villain Bush"




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INTERVIEWER: "Mr. Sahhaf, can you give us an update on how Doug's date went the other night?"
AL-SAHHAF: "Yes, it went beautifully. They clicked from the very beginning. It was wonderful."
INTERVIEWER: "What about reports that she looked tired and uninterested the entire evening?"
AL-SAHHAF: "That is fiction. She was enthralled. Doug is a very charming man."
INTERVIEWER: "An eyewitness said she slapped him as they were leaving the restaurant."
AL-SAHHAF: "You are not even close to reality. It was simple horseplay. They were being playful. She could not keep her hands off him."
INTERVIEWER: "But she didn't end up going home with him."
AL-SAHHAF: "Who told you that?"
INTERVIEWER: "Her roommate reported that she walked back in the door at about quarter to ten."
AL-SAHHAF: "Ah, you see, they had sex in the car in the parking lot. So it was not necessary for her to come home with him. You are worried about nothing."
INTERVIEWER: "Is she going to call him again?"
AL-SAHHAF: "Of course. Such ridiculous questions. She has called him already and is eagerly anticipating their next outing. Everything is fine, Doug is doing quite well. That is all for today. Thank you."