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Lies Women Tell

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�. I'm washing my hair. �
�. Of course I came honey!
�. You're the best lover I've ever had.
�. Your mother is sweet!
�. I never masturbate.�
�. It's just what I always wanted! (The bigger the smile, the bigger the lie)
�. Marriage? I've never even thought about it
�. I would never leave you for Brad Pitt.
�. I have a boyfriend.
�. I don't have a boyfriend.
�. It's not you; it's me.
�. I shave my legs every day.�
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